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Food & Drink · This week
Destroyed$87.50 on coffee this week. Your barista is buying a house. You are funding the deposit.
We track it. We roast it. We help you fix it. (Or at least laugh about it.)
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Meet Sergio — your fictional Italian uncle who built his wealth from nothing and cannot believe what you just spent money on. Brutally honest, oddly motivating.
Watch your financial crimes stack up month by month with beautiful charts.
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Find out which habits are bleeding your account dry — named, shamed, and ranked by damage.
One devastating year-end financial post-mortem. Your worst decisions, your best opportunities, and a 5-year projection that will make you rethink everything.

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Every month. Tracked.
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